Thursday, April 26, 2012

Attack of the Killer Elbows

So, I've been having some back problems lately. And by "back problems" I mean that my back may in fact be falling off of my body. I mean, why else would it hurt so much, right?

In all honesty, I'm pretty sure Alexa is sitting on some awesome bundle of nerves that is connected to my back, bum and left leg simultaneously. Thanks a heap, kid.

I'm pretty sure she looks like this.
Should THAT be her middle name?

Anyway, I was looking up some back stretches for puffy pregnant ladies, and do you know what the first image result was? 

BAM! Seriously? They expect me to do this with a ginormous belly? I mean, if this is an image result for a "pregnant back stretch", then WHY ISN'T SHE PREGNANT?

Hang on. I'll fix it...

Do you see how she would actually be suffocating right now? Yeah. I think not, Google. No, thanks.

Also, I'm pretty sure that this child has my mother's elbows. 
This is a bad thing.

My mother is notorious for her heinously pointy elbows. I actually think she sharpens them when nobody's home. I've had some serious bruises from those bad boys. This development in my child frightens me immensely. Heaven help us all when she starts throwing tantrums...

Hugs and Elbows,


  1. Your mom does have some crazy elbows!!

  2. It always helps to visualize things -- your Photoshop skills could make you a second income! ;)

  3. So cute. That pic totally made me smile :) Hope the back gets better!


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