Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Maternity Mondays (On a Tuesday)

Just look at my belly.
How far along are you?: 30 weeks. (Holy mother...)
When are you due?: July 7th
Was this planned or unplanned?: Um. Pretty unplanned considering we got pregnant a grand total of five minutes after the wedding. (Okay, not really. But it might as well have been.)
How much weight gained?: Last time I checked, it was about 20 pounds. I feel prettyyy...
Is this your first pregnancy?: Yep. Succkkksssss.
Latest food craving: I desperately need a root beer float. STAT.
Baby's name?: Alexa Nayeli Bucholz
Worst thing about being pregnant?: Yeaahhh. Just about everything. Although she's getting REALLY big and is kind of making me think that I'm going to birth a 10 pound behemoth.
Best thing about being pregnant?: Well, Nick gives me foot rubs when I ask. ...Or cry.
The first person you told was: Nick. Y'know... the father?
Are you more scared or excited?: I'm actually terrified. 
Happy or mostly moody?: Um. Can I pass? Alright, fine. I'm moody a lot. Like, today at the grocery store, I kind of wanted to smack the cashier because he was taking too much. But, I'd like to believe that's normal.
Last time you cried over something ridiculous was...: This morning. I cried because I was gaining weight. ...shut up.
You pee an estimated ___ times a day: Oh, I'd say about 30 or so. I am not joking.
Weirdest dream you've had since you've been pregnant?: Well, I dreamt that I was being chased by a giant sausage. To escape from said sausage, I ran into some huge building that ended up being full of people waiting for Steven Tyler's autograph. Seriously.
Will you breast feed?: Not today, no. But after the baby's born I will.
Words of Wisdom: Make sure you KEEP WORKING OUT during your first trimester. No matter how tired you are, keep up the workout regimen. 

I know, I know. This is supposed to be Maternity Mondays. But, yesterday I felt like I had been hit by a bus, and blogging was really the farthest thing from my mind. I'm actually in the process of completely getting off of my anti-depressants and it's giving me some major withdrawal symptoms. In all honesty, I was going to skip blogging all week. (You'll get over it.) But, I was featured today on the lovely Julie's blog The Funny Thing of it Is and I figured that people might actually come and see me. So, here I am. Writing to you. However, this is only going to be a pregnancy update because I still feel like my head is caving in. 

Happy Tuesaday! (Or something)


  1. You still look great!! I love the humor in your posts!

  2. THaT KiNd of THOUGHTS are normal when you'r expecting your first baby...LOL

    Sheila Burnett

  3. you're gonna totally love me today... first this is hilarious.. seriously girl, you say everything that people want to say, but dont and i love it..
    and 2nd, maybe you will want to smack me and rethink the whole blog swap when you read that i tagged you in my blog post today =)

    1. HA! I just saw this comment today. Sheesh! I'll play tomorrow, honest. :)

  4. lol. im just going to keep watching this...


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